Life of an ELF
pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

justxjanelliex3:

xomoriarty:

ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults

this made my day

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

unpopularkpop-opinions:

It drives me insane when people say that Super Junior is untalented (not just ‘not as talented as their bias group’, but flat untalented). I get that their title songs don’t tend to show off their talents, so I understand where people get this from. But I wish people would look beyond that to see SJ’s wonderful skills. They have some of the k-pop industry’s greatest singers and dancers, and some of the most in demand MC’s, variety personalities, and musical actors. Some can compose music (though not a lot ends up on their albums), play instruments, and create choreography. Plus, they are an absolute blast to see live. I wish more people would give them a chance.

unpopularkpop-opinions:

It drives me insane when people say that Super Junior is untalented (not just ‘not as talented as their bias group’, but flat untalented). I get that their title songs don’t tend to show off their talents, so I understand where people get this from. But I wish people would look beyond that to see SJ’s wonderful skills. They have some of the k-pop industry’s greatest singers and dancers, and some of the most in demand MC’s, variety personalities, and musical actors. Some can compose music (though not a lot ends up on their albums), play instruments, and create choreography. Plus, they are an absolute blast to see live. I wish more people would give them a chance.

140914 kanginnim: It’s spicy. Really spicyㅜㅜ (cr)

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

BUT GUYSYOU CAN PRINT OUT YOUR FORGOTTEN HOMEWORK IF YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP WITH YOUOR FROM YOUR PHONETHIS IS THE FUTURE

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

BUT GUYS
YOU CAN PRINT OUT YOUR FORGOTTEN HOMEWORK IF YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP WITH YOU
OR FROM YOUR PHONE
THIS IS THE FUTURE

Kyukyu at Mom House Cafe

Leeteuk’s quotes.

Show Champion

lee-teukk:

Leeteuk said that SS6 has a lot of 7jib songs and every member has their own solo stage.

cr 暖暖酱子呀

fancytrinitay:

cardiokayla:

Her face in the last gif makes me so sad

Still waiting for a link to this