Life of an ELF
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
29 years old: jESUS CHiRST 100K in student loans. And I still can't find my socks.

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

hejochtack:

SKELETON〜♪

hejochtack:

SKELETON〜♪

croatoan-feathers:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

good lord we are all psychopaths

Tumblr u need some help

croatoan-feathers:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

good lord we are all psychopaths

Tumblr u need some help

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
Anonymous

babythc:

thank u ryden

WHAT A GIRL WANTS:

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS:

money for concert tickets


♡

rumbleroars:

avengenerds-assemble:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

140902 KTR :
Ryeowook: I liked Eunhyuk so much that it actually made Eunhyuk's friend donghae-ssi feel sad. I didn't even know donghae had such a feeling until one time he's got drunk and told me that " why you only take care of eunhyuk?" But it's not true. I'm very fond of donghae! Till then I knew that it could hurt someone's feelings when you tend to take another person's side
Cr: 銘儀___
Trans by: @sh85442 of @justhyukjaez

phoebelf:

SS2 Seoul, they kidnapped Kangin the sleeping Magic Dragon:

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SS2 Kuala Lumpur, they kidnapped Heechul the drunken Magic Dragon:

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SS2 Manila, they shot Little(?) Shindong Jackie Paper

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SS2 Beijing, they kidnapped Kyuhyun the Singer

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The bad guys in Super Junior are really bad guys…

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unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better